Blondes probably have more fun, but only when dressed like this

Oh hai, I can has yellow hair? kkthxbai

Yeah, anyhooo. I am not sure why, but even though I prefer myself with black or red hair, I always end up with a head full of blonde and then I keep it for a while (no, not now, still brunette, don’t worry) even though I don’t really like it. I just keep imagining that I look classy and awesome, and then I look at the pictures and I wonder JUST WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKNG?!

I was born a blonde, but I have a very dark grayish tone of hair and I don’t like that. And I don’t like having that really yellow/orange blonde I get when I bleach it. I kind of only like the red and the black. Um. And still I’ve got all these pictures, from different periods, where I am again trying out to be a blonde.

And you know what..? It’s gonna happen again. Just you wait and see, I will be blonde before you know what hit you. But not now. Now, I want it to be red. Glorious red. Fake ginger. ohgods.

So anyway. What I kind of wanted to say was ”gosh, that really doesn’t look like me on that picture lol!” and also that that robe makes me look chubby.

And again: I miss my old kitchen! Waaaaaah! :(