Klänningen kan beskrivas med ”kort, tight & tentakler”

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Det här med att jag kände mig pigg när klockan ringde var nog bara en lögn. Nu sitter jag här och känner mig otroligt tung i skallen och vill mest få krypa ner i min säng igen. Gnyyy (u_u)Zzz

Anyway. Jag håller på detaljerna tills plaggen kommit så kan jag göra ett riktigt modebloggsinlägg, men det jag har beställt från BlackMilk Clothing är ett par leggings och en klänning. Jag måste bara få dela med mig av det jättesöta bekräftelsemailet jag fick av dem:

Hi Carina,

 

Congratulations – you bought something! … Feels good, huh?

 

It is only a matter of time before you get that tight, stretchy goodness on your body… and when you do, you have my permission to do the following:

 

1. Slip on your Black Milk

2. Put on some KILLER shoes (sure, go buy some if you need to)

3. Roll around on your bed giggling uncontrollably

Seriously, try it – it’s good for the soul. And you can touch your legs as much as you want while you do, it’s totally not creepy in this context.

 

Of course, after that, pull yourself together and take lots of pics of your awesome self in front of a mirror :)

 

For many of you, this is your first time buying Black Milk. We welcome you into a wonderful world of addiction.

’Addiction’ can be a bad word for many people, indicating a lifestyle involving financial difficulties, loss of rational thinking, and relationship problems (woah, guilty on all three…. ). So I want to prepare you for some of the things that you may experience as you start rocking out like a boss in Black Milk. Here are three:

 

1. A sudden boost in body confidence

You might just start looking at your body in a completely new way. In fact, Black Milk girls are often surprised – and a little disturbed – to find that they actually begin ogling themselves once they start rocking out in the nylon. It can be VERY awkward at first when you look at a pair of legs and think ”Hey, hey, pretty lady…. ” and then realise that they are your own legs. Just roll with it.

 

2. Interventions from concerned relatives

Many times, Black Milk girls have had families stage interventions. They will ask questions such as ”How many legs do you have?” – rapidly followed by ”And given that fact … do you really need 78 pairs of leggings?” It can get pretty awkward. They will talk about how you really are spending way too much on tight shiny clothing and you should perhaps look at buying things like… food and stuff.

My personal advice is, just ignore them – they are trying to GET THE PRECIOUSSSSSS….. THEY WANTS IT. THEY WANTS TO TAKES IT FROM USSSSSS…..!

And by the way, the answer to the question ”Do you really need 78 pairs of leggings?” – is ”Yes.”

 

3. Not really wanting to look like everyone else

Some girls think ”If I wear this, I’m really going to stand out from every other girl out there…So I don’t want to wear it.”

Black Milk girls typically think ”If I wear this, I’m really going to stand out from every other girl out there…cool.”

Of course, if you want to look like everyone else, there are plenty of shops out there who … wait – who am I kidding, if you wanted to look like everyone else you wouldn’t be reading this email confirmation, right?

 

Okay, now I have to tell you the bad news – THERE MAY BE A WAIT ON YOUR ORDER!

It sucks I know. You see the problem is that you are not the only AWESOME person out there who had the brilliance and the ninja skills to buy something from our big release. As result, the Black Milk packing team is working like crazy to get your stuff to you… but they might have to get lots of other stuff to other people first. That is because on a Black Milk release day – things go CRAAAAAZY?

 

But I promise we’ll get your stuff out to you as soon as possible. :)

Cool?

 

x jL

 

I like :)

Såg förresten att min kommentar på en Youtube-video har fått jättemånga upvotes och en lagom skum svarskommentar:

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Wait what? :P

Anyway. Stina, det HÄR är en flobburgare:

Flobby goodness of flobb

Flobby goodness of flobb

Kött, ägg, bacon, lite grönsaker, dressing och ketchup. Äter man två somnar man av matkoman som efterföljer :) Om nom nom :3

Löste för övrigt hörlursproblemet genom att ta med mitt headset. Det är inte jättebekvämt tillsammans med glasögon, men det duger tills jag får tillbaka mina vanliga hörlurar på torsdag. ♥ (men tack så mycket tsentral för att du erbjöd dina hörlurar!)