Chocolate Hills, Bohol.

Vår tandlöse guide, i bilen på väg mot Chocolate Hills:
”You know that, eh, women are not allowed to shop in the souvenir shop?”
”Hm?”
”Women, they are not allowed to, eh, buy shirts with Chocolate Hills. In the souvenir shop. You know why?”

Varningsklockorna ringer för fullt.

”Because there are 1778 of the hills, but if women buy the shirt the numbers will change. …there will be 1780 hills instead! Hehe!”

Ridå.